"Cookin' With ALF"
"Cookin' With ALF" doll and record from Burger King.
is a song included on a record that came with an ALF doll that Burger King promoted in the 1980s.
This ALF doll is also used in Sackman101101101's plush videos named Chef Alf.
Lyrics
Miss-dames and messieurs,
Welcome to the world renowned Chez ALF home study cooking course.
Today, the "waddling gourmet", chef ALF himself, moi
is gonna teach you how to whip together a dazzling array of delicious dishes.
And the forks won't taste too bad either. Ha! Ha!
First, we'll start with a specialty from the headlock region of Melmac.
Filet of fungal with a wartlap sauce.
Now you're gonna need a couple of things.
A quart of glop, a piece of snarp the size of a small turnip
Or is it a turnip the size of a small snarp?
Never mind.
Four pounds of Melmacian mustard mung, salt and pepper to taste.
Oh, also an oven the size of, well, a cat. Ha.
You ready? Then let's get cooking.
If you wanna be a chef then follow me.
We're gonna cook my favorite recipe.
So grab a spatula off the shelf
Come on mix it up. You're cookin' with ALF.
BACKUP VOCALS:
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're burning up, we're cookin' with ALF.
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're hot tonight, we're cookin' with ALF.
ALF:
Take a cup of grisbaine, a dozen eggs,
A grindelsnap with all the legs.
A marmalog, make sure it's clean.
Now we're talking haute cuisine.
A flakey fluke is the cat's meow
so add some to the stewpot now.
Some yakalopes for that extra crunch
What do you call it? I call it lunch!
BACKUP VOCALS:
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're burning up, we're cookin' with ALF.
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're hot tonight, we're cookin' with ALF.
ALF: Slice it, dice it, chop and fry,
shake and bake, then liquefy.
Roast it,toast it, broil and grill.
If this don't taste good nothing will.
Knead it, weed it, spinach rye.
Throw it in the air like a pizza pie.
Cook a week and then reheat it.
And hope that you don't have to eat it. Ha!
BACKUP VOCALS:
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're burning up, we're cookin' with ALF.
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're hot tonight, we're cookin' with ALF.
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're burning up, we're cookin' with ALF.
Cookin', cookin', cookin' with ALF.
We're hot tonight, we're cookin' with ALF.
(repeat and fade)