Melmac (planet)
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- "Melmac was the name of my planet. It's also what it was made out of"
- ― ALF
Melmac was a planet located in the Aldente Nebula in the Andromeda Galaxy. It was the homeworld of ALF. Residents of the planet were called Melmacians and they were characterized as being short, furry creatures who have advanced age longevity and multiple stomachs. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster. Melmac was very much like Earth but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of melmac. Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun.
Melmac's national pastime was mining for yogurt. The planet was once the intergalactic convention site for the Federation of Incredibly Strange Food Groups.
Melmac was destroyed on Gary 71st, 45-7, according to the Melmacian Calendar, due to nuclear war.
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[edit] Melmacian Facts
Planetary Motto: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Melmacian Anthem: "Dance till you drop", by Homer T. Swipe.
Melmacian Currency: Whernicks
National Flower: Roger the Turnip
National Mascot: Buster, the Groundhog
[edit] Melmacian Calendar
A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days.... 386 days if you include Sundays.
The twelve Melmacian months are: Harble, Tarble, Goruff, Kilmerl, Gagg, Orring, Barp, Twangle, Fanfan, Nathinganger, Anerva, and Fibble.
[edit] History of Melmac
[edit] Ancient History
Before Melmacians existed, huge creatures used to roam Melmac. They looked like a cross between a dinosaur and an insurance salesman.
Melmac was discovered 23,000 years ago when Harold Twink accidentally took the wrong exit for Neptune.
[edit] Recent History
In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure.
In 1736, Green beans were given the right to vote.
In 1847, Melmacians began using the word, "weenie".
Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle.
Melmacians couldn't pronounce the word "Ohio" until 1956.
In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking.
In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres.
[edit] Melmacian Laws
It was against the law for Melmacians to name their children after wood
The biggest cause of arrest on Melmac was tickling a barber.
To operate a gas grill, most Melmacians had to own a license.
On Melmac, it was illegal to juggle your cousins.
On Melmac, dancing with a mailman was a federal offense.
On Melmac, waving at a halibut was against the law.
[edit] Melmacian Holidays
- National Rag On the Martians Day
- St. Melmac's Day
- Fappiano (similar to Thanksgiving)
- International Pudding Festival
- Sing With A Clam Day
