Melmac's most popular sport. It is a Melmacian version of croquet which requires four married couples and Bob Eubanks, and used a slightly different swing. ALF demonstrates it on Willie's shin. When he goes down to the ground, ALF points out that this is the reason the sport is known as mucksucking.
After Willie leaves in an angry huff, ALF gets angry with himself saying that he never does anything right and throws a croquet mallet in the air, which lands on his head, knocking him out. While he is unconscious, he has a dream where an angel named Bob shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him. (Episode: "Stairway to Heaven")