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Varsity Drag is the twenty sixth episode of ALF's second season. It originally aired in May 6th, 1988.

Plot SummaryEdit

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

QuotesEdit

• ALF: Your fire insurance is three thousand dollars a year?
  Willie: Before you moved in, it was three hundred dollars.
  ALF: Wow...talk about inflation!

Title ReferenceEdit

"The Varsity Drag" is a song by Ray Henderson.